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Loki and Sleipnir. 

MOTHER OF HORSE GOD

YOU FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPED MORE LEGS ONTO THE HORSE. THIS COSPLAY WINS THE UNIVERSE.

I AM SO HAPPY

dflgkdshdlf THIS IS WHAT WINNING THE INTERNET LOOKS LIKE, HOLY—

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I can’t love this enough.

Oh, oh my GOD. HER FACE. HOLY SHIT HER BEAUTIFUL FACE.
 

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Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN! 

just had eggs god they were delish

man i love eggs

im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious

mmm delicious chicken periods

ok

its a fucking egg cell

do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?

seeds

do you know what holds seeds?

fruit.

enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!

I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!

Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.

It was delicious.

These comments are hilarious. I love eggs. 

I said this was just a bit too gross to reblog but Kay dared me to do it. “Don’t be a chicken” she said…

Ahhh mannn guyssss!
You’re so mean!
I’m on a diet and all I can think about is eating fried egg on toast :(

I’m not whisking eggs, I’m foetus beating.  Mmmm, tasty, tasty murder.
Fuck you, pretentious vegan.  Hope you enjoy eating plant sperm.   

I don’t mind really. Eggs that we eat are never fertilized (usually, I mean not everything is guaranteed of course) so it’s not like we’re killing an animal. I actually quite like thinking of it as chicken period, it adds a bit of humour to breakfast.

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Hero of Blood, maybe?
Also, CHA-LA-HEAD-CHA-LA just came on my player.. I think that is important to note! 

thighs

god bless

HNG

mistcover:

davekatwhisperer:

5moked5almon:

hamletmachine:

Hero of Blood, maybe?

Also, CHA-LA-HEAD-CHA-LA just came on my player.. I think that is important to note! 

thighs

god bless

HNG

That&#8217;s the colour I need for my face.

That’s the colour I need for my face.

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IM SCREAMING

IM POOPING

IM CRYING

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“Sometimes I feel like I’m too ugly to look elegant in Lolita.”
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“Sometimes I feel like I’m too ugly to look elegant in Lolita.”

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