Loki and Sleipnir.
MOTHER OF
HORSEGODYOU FUCKING PHOTOSHOPPED MORE LEGS ONTO THE HORSE. THIS COSPLAY WINS THE UNIVERSE.
I AM SO HAPPY
dflgkdshdlf THIS IS WHAT WINNING THE INTERNET LOOKS LIKE, HOLY—
<333
I can’t love this enough.
Oh, oh my GOD. HER FACE. HOLY SHIT HER BEAUTIFUL FACE.
Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!
I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!
Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.
It was delicious.
These comments are hilarious. I love eggs.
I said this was just a bit too gross to reblog but Kay dared me to do it. “Don’t be a chicken” she said…
Ahhh mannn guyssss!
You’re so mean!
I’m on a diet and all I can think about is eating fried egg on toast :(I’m not whisking eggs, I’m foetus beating. Mmmm, tasty, tasty murder.
Fuck you, pretentious vegan. Hope you enjoy eating plant sperm.
I don’t mind really. Eggs that we eat are never fertilized (usually, I mean not everything is guaranteed of course) so it’s not like we’re killing an animal. I actually quite like thinking of it as chicken period, it adds a bit of humour to breakfast.
Hero of Blood, maybe?
Also, CHA-LA-HEAD-CHA-LA just came on my player.. I think that is important to note!
thighs
god bless
HNG
